Why I hate Instagram

Maybe I'm just being grumpy here but I can use a good rant since I'm getting really really tired from seeing the same faded faux Polaroid aesthetics all over again.

All I see is old timey photoshopped images. I can understand people are trying to be cute but just because it looks 'vintage' and 'antique' it doesn't mean a picture of your cat is cool. Pictures of clear-blue skies, light poles, bus stations, office chairs and even paving stones, they all look 'aaamaazing'.

Suddenly it's all fashionable and presumingly 'artsy'. Apart from the above examples I often see good photos being ruined by this ridiculous filter. There's nothing artsy about it. Applying Instagram's filters is just 'clever-clever', a bad attempt to fake authenticity. Where as the flaws Instagram tries to recreate so desperately where never intentionally. They where due to limitations of the film and processing techniques used, they're accidents, not part of the photo. They stand for that era in time. No filter, no matter how brilliantly implemented, can ever recreate that.

You know what's going to look actually vintage? The original photo.

Go back in your hard drive and look at photos you took with your cellphone 5 years ago. They already look prehistoric, with their 800x600 resolution. Your 5-megapixel iPhone 4 shots are going to look just as hokey. You do not need to dip them in artificial 70s-dust to add nostalgic charm to them. Actually, you may look at your Instagrams again in a few years time and wonder why you ever thought wrapping a white border and splashing a pink blob over them was a good idea.

On top of this, is the general devaluation of photographs over the last decade. Where as previously, you'd take three or four rolls of photos with you on your holiday, people can now take three or four rolls' worth of photos every day. The result is thousands of photos, and the chance of finding the one photo that evokes the right feeling for the subject drops dramatically, as that one photo gets lost in the flood.

We're drowning in a sea of photos and I think our ability to filter the good from the bad almost disappears. Why else do I see people sharing photos of their dinner every day? There are only so many ways you can to take a photo of sandwich you and a billion other people had for lunch. Would anyone care?

The urge to share things comes from human nature, but the uncurated photos we send out every day make us all less interested in them. Sadly, this applies even to the ones which are worth the time to look at. We feel the need to 'contribute' constantly, so we end up taking hundreds of photos and sharing them on Instagram to fill the void and feel, just for a moment, that we’ve made an impression.

Next time, please think about what you put online. No, actually, think before you press the button and capturing the moment on a photograph. And take some time to look at photos which are worth it as well. Not all of them are snapshots.

 

Comments  

 
#9 Patrick 2012-02-16 05:19
Instagram's fake depth-of-field is perhaps one of the worst things I have ever seen. I can't believe people are stupid enough to think that depth of field is just an arbitrary blurring. It's defined by the laws of particle physics and relativity! IDIOTS!!! AHHHHHHH!!
 
 
#8 Lizzy 2012-02-07 00:47
Nail on the head. Samuel thank you 'fake creative types'. That just sums up about every iPhone user I know!
 
 
#7 Jordan 2012-01-27 18:42
While I agree with you on almost every point, you kind of sound like a ranting elitist snob.

Let everyone be "artsy" with their pics of mugs, puppies, and duck-lips head shots - It makes people happy.
 
 
#6 Bryce Hooper 2012-01-17 02:05
love it!!!! completely nailed it for me.
nothing wrong with facebook photouploader... apparently it has to go through instagram these days.
they will move on.
 
 
#5 Pualo 2012-01-14 20:52
You can make this argument about anything.
 
 
#4 Bash 2011-11-15 17:10
I think you're massively missing the point. iPhone pictures, by and large, look dull. Flat, badly exposed, badly framed.

Instagram gives character to your photos - and yes, it's the same box of filters for everyone but there are enough to allow you to choose which is best for your image and bring the best out of it.
The square shape makes you think about your framing that little bit more too.
And of course some are used really badly, especially the fake DoF and vignetting, but you can't blame the tool for that.

And you're also missing the community aspect of it - maybe your friends take rubbish photos, but I quite like seeing what my friends think is interesting or pretty. There's a lot of shit on my timeline but it takes half a second to skip past that.

This just reads like a rant for the sake of having a rant.
 
 
#3 Samuel 2011-11-02 11:59
Was going to have a massive rant, but I shall just say that I couldn't agree more and cant wait for all of the fake creative types to move onto the next trendy thing.
 
 
#2 Amy 2011-11-01 22:20
Not being funny I absolutely agree with all that was said here 100% but I've been reading a lot of instagram hate rants and you seem to have copy and pasted a section of yours from somewhere else. R they've copied yours

I just can't stand when there is no obviosly crest on anything /especially photos but well yeah
 
 
#1 Arthur 2011-09-12 23:12
Amen!!
Finally someone who agrees with me
 

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